The biggest cup
I took a sip from the biggest cup.
What a mistake, I can’t make this up!
At first it was nothing but then I fell in!
The coffee was hot! I started to spin!
It bubbled then burped toiled and twerped
Don’t be runny because here’s where it’s funny,
I wanted to jump and I wanted to stomp
I was an alligator in a coffee milk swamp!
When my stomach was full the coffee grew cold
I climbed out with a shout!
Hey everyone you gotta check this out!